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Built for cat people with questionable impulse control

You found a cat shirt with swearing on it and you're still reading. We both know how this ends.

A classic unisex tee — soft, light, and cut to sit right whether you layer it or wear it alone. The kind of shirt that's in the wash every week because it's the one you keep reaching for.

What you're getting

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Soft and light rather than thick and heavy — an everyday tee, not a workwear slab. Heather colours are a cotton/poly blend.
• The print: Big. Deliberately big. A large front graphic that fills the chest — the product photos show it at exactly the scale it prints.
• Fit: True to size, regular fit. Like room? Size up. Measurements are in the size guide, and checking it takes ten seconds.
• Build: Double-stitched seams, tear-away tag, no scratchy label sawing at your neck.
• Printed to order: Nobody has one of these sitting in a warehouse. Yours gets made after you buy it.

Treat it badly and it will behave accordingly

Printed cotton isn't complicated, but it does have opinions.

• Wash cold, inside out — gentle cycle, similar colours. Inside out is the important bit; it's the print that suffers, not the shirt.
• Skip the fabric softener. It coats the fibres and dulls the print. Non-chlorine bleach only, and only if something has gone genuinely wrong.
• Tumble dry low, or hang it. High heat is what cracks prints and chews up cotton. Hanging it costs nothing and the shirt lasts years longer.
• Cool iron, inside out. Never directly on the print unless you want an abstract art piece.
• No dry cleaning. It's a t-shirt. Relax.

Follow this and it'll outlast most things in your wardrobe. Boil it and tumble it on high and it'll look like it went through something. Your call.

Shipping

• Every item is printed to order. Production takes 2–4 business days before it ships.
• Standard delivery: 3–7 business days after dispatch (US).
• Free standard shipping on orders over $50.
• International shipping available — rates shown at checkout.
• Add a phone number at checkout. Couriers need one for express delivery and use it when they can't find an address. Orders without one get delayed or downgraded.

Need to change size, colour or design?

Email mewtee@mewtee.com as soon as possible. While your order is still waiting to go into production we can change the size, the colour, or swap the design entirely — free, no questions. That window is usually the first day or two after ordering.

Once printing starts, the shirt physically exists in that size and colour and can't be changed. There's no stock to swap it with.

What the 30-day guarantee covers

Email us within 30 days of delivery with photos and we'll print and ship a replacement free. You keep the original — no return needed. This covers:

• Items that arrive damaged or faulty
• Prints that are misaligned, faded, cracked or otherwise wrong
• The wrong item, size or colour compared to what you ordered
• Garment failure in normal wear — holes, seam failure, print peeling

What it doesn't cover

We're a print-on-demand shop. Every shirt is made for one specific order, so a returned item can't be restocked or resold — it has no second life. We don't accept returns or issue refunds for:

• Ordering the wrong size
• Deciding you don't like the design, the print size, or the exact shade of a colour once it arrives
• Changing your mind after the order has been printed
• Damage from hot washing, high-heat drying, bleach, or general wear and tear

The photos on every listing show the actual print at the actual scale in the actual colour. Please look at them before ordering, and check the size guide.

Lost or undelivered parcels

If tracking says delivered but nothing arrived, or the parcel stops moving, tell us within 30 days of the delivery date. After that our fulfilment partner won't investigate and we can't do anything.

Delivery addresses are the customer's responsibility. If a parcel comes back to us because the address was wrong or incomplete, we'll reship it, but the reshipping cost is charged to you.

Refunds

Where a refund is agreed it goes back to your original payment method and takes 5–10 business days to appear, depending on your bank.

Questions before you order? mewtee@mewtee.com — we'd much rather fix something before it's printed than after.